Hello Mr Awesome here,i'm terribly sorry that i have not been able to update my blog and give any new reviews, but worry not for today is a new day,and to redeem myself in today's post i will review 5 movies IN ONE POST,albeit in the forms of mini-reviews i will also explain why the particular movie is worth watching or not,excited? so am i, and keeping with the tradition of naming my blog segments with awesome and edgy titles, this segment will be further titled...
5 Reviews In One
A.K.A The Writer's Lazy Excuse For A Post!
Enough chit chat then, lets trounce ourselves to our first review
Maleficent
While Angelina Jolie's acting and character as maleficent managed to entertain the audience for a big duration of the movie, it does not save or hold the rest of the movie with its wings, with boring visuals that does not bring anything new to the table instead taking "inspiration" from other movies, notably the LOTR saga, and the story is simply not interesting enough for me to care about the characters, maybe except Maleficent herself, this movie predictably falls in the forgotten realms of washed up Disney movie reboots. And damn they've ruined a classic, i loved the original sleeping beauty, and you should too, that movie is good
Final Score: 5/10
Watch It?: Well if you like Angelina Jolie, this is one of her most interesting actings, but trust me its not worth it, You Shouldn't Watch It.
What Should I Watch?: The original Disney animation, Sleeping Beauty
22 Jump Street
Yeah, i don't really review comedy movies, but the movie is funny as hell though
Final Score: Something Cool!/10
Watch It?: Yeah, definitely watch it man, bring some friends.
How To Train Your Dragon 2
Dreamworks have once again scored a success in this fine gem, with visuals and animation that left the audience with a sparkling gaze and a jaw-dropping awe, and not to mention the musical scores, simply outstanding, a fine achievement, the only problem i have with this movie is the length and plot, this movie have some serious pacing issues with the climax rushed into the movie and strangely felt out-of-place, the villain although menacing in performance is not well-developed, there is a slight backstory explained but not dug upon further, such a shame.
Final Score: 8.5/10
Watch It?: Well if you love gorgeous animation, you definitely should,its worth your while i promise.
Transfomers 4: Age Of Extinction
What the fuck do we expect from a Michael bay movie?, although this has got to be the most Michael bay movie of all time, american flags, explosion, weird racism, all thrown in one shit platter made by a guy who probably masturbate to explosions, oh and one more thing, i actually planned to review this movie on a video, which i will upload this month, if the video doesnt show up, then it will be a transformers review like usual, cheerio
Final Score: America, Fuck Yeah/10
Watch it?: Bring lots of beer,you poor son of a bitch
The Fault In Our Stars
I absolutely loved The Fault In Our Stars, the book i mean, and to quote Augustus, if this book was a girl i'll take her to vegas and marry her, but as maybe every fan would say to the movie, The book is better,obviously. The book handles Hazel's character better, in this movie hazel was somewhat less likeable,despite shanille woodley's natural charm, and the movie took almost too much content from the book, cutting at least one pivotal character, but the movie does kept the books initial premise, and i'm proud to admit that i cried during the movie, yeah I AM A MAN AND I CRIED DURING A MOVIE,IS THAT A PROBLEM?
Final Score: 7/10
Watch It?:Yes, this movie is not your typical romance movie nor your typical cancer movie,its different, you'll see.
And we are done!! No need to thank me,for i as a critic it is my job,and bashing Michael Bay is on my resume, Cheers and stay awesome, and wait for the video kay!
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